A downloadable game for Windows

Made for Ludum Dare!

It's regular orphan stuff- try to win the love of a family, don't fall asleep eating a cinder block etc.

We now have a proper cinematic final scene, with multiple endings and even a SeEeEeEeCRET ending!! 

Also cats playing the rocorder.


(ctrl+up arrow) -->select head
(ctrl+left/right arrow) -->select arm
(ctrl+down arrow) -->select legs

(arrow keys) -->move whatever body part you have selected
(space) --jump, grab, drop or eat!
(up arrow) -->be charming (must have head selected)

*when you're being charming, move or wobble about to win over adults!


OrphanSimulator 29 MB

Install instructions

Download, unzip and run the exe :)